We all know that somebody can all of a sudden becomes a bit more attractive when they have an accent. I mean, they gain at least 10-23 sexy points just by pulling out this accent, even if their nose hairs are wet with beer from the après-ski party.
While abroad in the French Alps, I was hanging out with a group of about 16 people that were from England, Ireland, Australia, and beyond, but most of them currently reside in London. The accents were hot, but what was even more fun was the British slang that was used during every conversation.
Every time I would hear slang that I didn’t understand I would giggle, interrupt the conversation, and ask for a definition…Granted, most of these definitions came during an après-ski bar adventure, so please correct me where the Hot Toddy was interpreting.
1. Rammed
Example – “It was rammed!”
Lame American Definition(s) – “There were dudes all up in my grill” or “He/She totally rammed them” (As a sexual innuendo)
First Heard From – Lisa: The world traveler who is the movie-like Brit, and the life of every party
2. Tosser
Example – “He’s such a tosser!” (In reference to an internet date…Can’t we all relate?)
Lame American Definition – “A master Cornhole / Bean bag Tosser”
First Heard From – Catherine: The Scottish Kate Middleton look-alike who temps men with her nice skin
3. Kitted Up
Example – “You’re gonna get kitted up!?”
Lame American Definition – “High maintenance women take forever to get ready” or “Go get ready!” (although still confused…Does “kit” mean gear?)
First Heard From – Lisa: The world traveler who is the movie-like Brit, and the life of the party
4. Ace
Example – “That would be Ace!” (Update: Now seems to be a popular word used often in the states)
Lame American Definition – “That be total gangsta!” or “Hella cool!”
First Heard From – Anita: The graphic designer with an appetite for hot music and even hotter dancing
5. Leathered
Example – “We got a bit leathered”
Lame American Definition – “I totally drunk dialed my intern” or “We got a bit hammered”
First Heard From – Catherine: The Scottish Kate Middleton look-alike who temps men with her nice skin
6. Ripe Plum
Example – “I felt like a ripe plum!”
Lame American Definition – “One Taco Short of a Combination Plate” or “I feel like a dumbass”
First Heard From – Anita: The graphic designer with an appetite for hot music and even hotter dancing
7. Dear
Example – “It was Dear”
Lame American Definition – “What? That’s freakin’ expensive, broh!”
First Heard From – Gary: The incredibly tall Irish rugby player with an accent fit for Hollywood
8. Precious
Example – “Don’t be so precious”
Lame American Definition – “Who do you think you are, Charlie Sheen?” or “Don’t take yourself so seriously or perhaps, stop being so stingy or cheap.”
First Heard From – Catherine: The Scottish Kate Middleton look-alike who temps men with her nice skin
9. Crack On
Example – “Crack on!”
Lame American Definition – “Let’s bounce!”
First Heard From – Lisa: The world traveler who is the movie-like Brit, and the life of every party
10. Murder
Example – “I could murder coke”
Lame American definition – “Mine.” or “I would kill for a Coke” (although the example above would mean actually murdering a coke.)
First Heard From – Catherine: The Scottish Kate Middleton look-alike who temps men with her nice skin
11. Legend
Example – “He’s such a legend”
Lame American Definition – “A legend like Zelda!” or “He’s such a great guy” (aka, not cute)
First Heard From – Lisa: The world traveler who is the movie-like Brit, and the life of every party
12. Kitty
Example – “Money for the kitty.”
Lame American Definition – “I’m gonna mooch off of you” or “Let’s all chip in”
First Heard From – Dan – The British Meribel seasonaire
13. Fraping
Example – “No Fraping me!” (Update: Now seems to be a popular word used often in the states)
Lame American Definition – “Don’t jack my Frappuccino!” or “Updating your status on Facebook when you are not looking.”
First Heard From – Lisa: The world traveler who is the movie-like Brit, and the life of every party
What British slang have you heard or made up that cracks you up?
Movie like Brit??????????????? Haha. This so funny! I remember trying to pick up all your slang when I lived in the States!!!! Miss you xxx
Yes, you are like the perfect example of how I would imagine a hot British chick to be…And you had a killer accent that I tried to mimic to Elizabeth for the remainder of the trip. Miss you!!!!
Yes, you are like the perfect example of how I would imagine a hot British chick to be…And you had a killer accent that I tried to mimic to Elizabeth for the remainder of the trip. Miss you!!!!
Another good one from my British friend Lisa (also a Mills… weird):
“I’d drink his bathwater!”
Oh yeah, that man would have to be very sexy for me to drink his bathwater…Because we all know that warm water, a tub all by your lonesome, and drinking wine/beer/scotch, can all lead to…Well, more than just dead sexy-man skin, that’s all I’m saying. Ok, fine, I’d drink James Franco’s bathwater!
TMI…
LOL these are are awesome! Did you get ‘knocked up’ when you where on the other side of the pond??
Haha, good God I hope not…But I guess it would be just about now where I would be able to tell…